Messages in a cap

"I wonder if I should give my mum a call" I wondered to myself as I walked home. I passed by a Jones bottle cap that looked as if it had a rough go of life. It was squished and dirty. I picked it up, turned it over to find it full of dirt. I stuck my white mitten in and wiped a little circle to see what it said.



Why can't a lot of answers in life be this obvious.